Phrases found in three music reviews, all of which appeared on one page in the recent Onion:
self-proclaimed “white midget”
a rival who layers on liquid-tan
55-minute, five-cut album
Van Dyke Parks-supervised orchestral arrangements
belting, whispering, and soul-baring
too-difficult-for-radio wash of sound
That’s leaving out standard designations like “hip-hop”, “nu-metal”, and “B-sides”.